fancyqueef:

Me on the weekends

This little guy needed a break mid-walk

hatin:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that zac efron has a yolo tattoo

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foxnewsofficial:

love yourself so we have something in common

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mathpreacher:

accidentally forgetting your earbuds at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell

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fffc:

got a masters degree in being ignored

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calmgiant:

Is there anything tumblr hasn’t fucking gifed yet

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kakarikokid:

there’s nothing more satisfying than being an asshole in mario kart

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these-teen-quotes:

Good Vibes HERE

iguanamouth:

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i read that as lions

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remember who you are

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